Barbie - by Jihwan

Barbie is so cool!

Just kidding! The opposite of so cool!

SO GROSS!!! Do you like weirdo girls that are so gross, and does a split so wide you

THROW UP? Well, here it is, the one and only Yucky Barbie!!

I just hate it! Barbie is so ugly too.

Who likes girls that is creepy, and can’t move it’s own legs, and arms?

Now that’s what I call creepy dude!!

Really creepy!!! They even have holes in their feet!!!

Oh – yeah another reason why I hate Barbie is because it’s so strange.

A plastic scarf! Seriously like who would buy a scarf made of plastic?

It would be so stiff!!

It even wouldn’t wearable!!!

Also, not only the clothes are stiff, but so is the Barbie! That’s a (fake) human!!!!!

Okay, another reason why I totally hate Barbie is because they wear wigs!!

EEWWW!! Like what kind of teen girl wears wigs? Ick!

Also they have ugly pets.

Fine, fine. They can be cute. Only the eyes. Really.

But their body is super fat! Like a pig!!

Dude, what kind of girl that is about 14 years old is a foot tall?

The girls name is…. BARBIE!!!!!!

Just kidding!! Her name is Yucky Barbie!

No. Actually her name is Super Duper with a Rotten Cherry on top… UGLY BARBIE!!!!!

Barbie stinks!! Duh~. Man, I stll can’t stand the name Barbie!

It’s like BAR and then BIE. I really DO NOT want to say this but it equels to… there it is…BARBIE.

Another reason why I hate Barbie is because looks so unrealistic.

Like the eyelashes and the eyes.

The eyelashes are longer than their fingers!!

Oh-yeah. And the eyes are bigger than ther hands!!!!

By the way, did you know that their hair is basicly string.

STRING!! I’m telling you, STRING!!!!

Also, the pillows on the bed, is NOT moveable!

I’m not joking!!!!!!! And, the bed isn’t a bed! It’s a piece of plastic!

Okay, think of all of the ressons why I hate Barbie.

You should hate Barbie too bro!

Barbie is junk!!!!